I love how there's no explanation as to what the ticket gets you...but don't worry, I've got a solid theory. Willy Wonka candy is putting on an upcoming concert series called "The Bamboozle" and the VIP passes are called "Golden Tickets." So grab your rolls of quarters and head out to Lincolnwood, because with the promise of bands such as Fall Out Boy, Sum 41, and Third Eye Blind those chocolate bars aren't going to last long. They should have booked Veruca Salt. Irony!
I thought Doug made this explanation up... but it's real. Go figure.
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