Colleen: ...OMG my priest is coming to bless my new apt...not normal- any time really!!!
omgggg system failure whatttt
did your mom set that up?
Colleen: he asked my parents at church yesterday
me: hahhahaha i cant function
Colleen: fuck yeah i want him to bless the shit out of apt
me: haaa oh man thats so funny. Well thats good you wont have ghosts or poltergeists, i woulda just suggested burning some sage but thats good too